
You need to be a Neko! After six weeks of traveling through Asia, i could finally log in our beloved world and see my dearly missed crew. I never expected when Imogen rezzed it would also rezz 16 extra hairy ears and 8 wobbling tails waving me a warm welcome back. You need to be a Neko said Tess. Why the hell should i be a Necro.....phile? No silly! look at us, we are Neko's, as Tess waved her tail faster in my face than Bob Ross made paintings. Okay wait for one second guys. Can someone of you Mogwais please explain me what the hell is going on here?
And that was my introduction to this thing called Neko. But what does it really mean to be Neko? Well after one week of getting adjusted to the new big kitty litter called home, i thought the time was right for me to find out. So before my AV completely transformed into Garfield on crack, i first bought me a couple of ears. Just to find out if it would change any of my being " in world" adventures. Men-neko was born and ready to pwn this new world.
So the first hours i stayed on the workspace getting comfortable with two ears sticking out of my beanie. I zoomed in, zoomed out, zoomed in, zoomed out and zoomed in for the last time until i felt comfortable with those ears. Time to meet my fellow kitties in the kitty litter.
One Tp later i stood there with my ears in the wind, waiting for the first purr to realise. And as that little green dot on the minimap came closer, i couldn't wait to find out if i was going to be accepted as a part of the Neko gang. Hiya Sweety, said the sexy kitty as her tail spoke in a unknown but seductive language. And as i responded back, i slowly started to get nervous. For a few moments silence became to intro theme to my new Neko world, untill the following text appeared in my screen.
Uhmmmmmm Baby said the kitty. I think your ears are a little to big. Yes i know, i had some problems with adjusting them i said nonchalant. Uhmmmmmm baby, I think it would be better to buy some different hair to match those ears said the kitty. Yes i agree, i always have troubles finding hair that i like. I know she said, as she changed her hair to show me the possibilities. As minutes past by, i looked at the kitty and slowly realised that being Neko go's way beyond attaching ears. So it was time for a confession.
Kitty, i wanted to be a neko to see what it is like, and to support you hard working pwnd kitties. But to be honest, i think it is save to say that i am far from being a Neko. Yes said the kitty laughing out loud. And to be honest Menno. You now look more like cousin IT meets an ewok. We both laughed our ass off and that comment still makes me laugh. But the truth is, she was more than right. You can never discover what "Being Neko" is, by only adopting the look.
So do i now know what Neko is really about? Nope i still don't have any idea. But i can bet you for 30 boxes of Ketamine that the new edition of
PWND will teach me all about it.
Keep your eyes on the
blog, cause the new edition is almost there!
Menno